girlfriend

why don't you have a drink

"i ate my girlfriends toe nails"

by Orange smegma motha fucka June 6, 2021

girlfriended

when an item of clothing is no longer in your possession because it was taken by your girlfriend

“Bruh why don’t you have tracksuit bottoms?!”
“They got girlfriended”

by gladweenus July 9, 2020

Interim girlfriend

To be temporary or in the place of

I think you should be my interim girlfriend.

by Coreytyree19 December 29, 2022

National girlfriend day

national gf day is on may 22nd and on this day you should post and spoil your gf and if she’s ur gf that’s not ur gf yet MAKE HER YOUR GF THIS DAY!

national girlfriend day is when you should remind her of what she means to you

by minionluvr May 19, 2022

Girlfriend

A creature who has multiple powers, but never seems to appear. If you are reading this then you have not spotted one yet, be warned all your chances at low.

John: I have a girlfriend!
Rick: How did you capture such a mysterious and non-existent creature?

by Stickbunny September 30, 2019

girlfriend says yes to everything day

girlfriend says yes to everything day is 8th of December. on this day she cannot say no to you

“i really want milly to come to the movies with me”
“mate is the 8th of December”
“she has to come now because it’s girlfriend says yes to everything day”

by vTomyyy December 7, 2021

Girlfriend Movie

A movie you can watch with your girlfriend without getting in trouble. Often used in the negative sense, i.e. "Cannibal Holocaust is definitely not a Girlfriend Movie." Movie can also be substituted for music, TV show, etc.

"Bro I don't understand why Sheila got so mad at me while we were watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2!"
"Are you serious dude?? That is totally not a girlfriend movie. Rookie mistake."

by meadowgreen November 4, 2022