attention seeking chubby child that mistakes CM's for inches, has serious issues with the truth and anyone dressed as Father Christmas, due to an unfortunate Jimmy Saville esq incident with Santa as a child
by Baedit February 4, 2016
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From behind it looked like she had a satchel, but from the front you could see it was just her snatch fat!
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My coworker recently shaved his mustache and kept his beard giving him the appearence of a heavy set abe lincoln or a fat abes
by fire brick 2010 August 4, 2011
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by Taska Babee February 18, 2009
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