Facebook PDA

When annoying couples swoon over eachother on Facebook, when they could have easily just texted, or heaven for bid, tell the person how they feel. Usually leaves the rest of the Facebook community feeling awkward and disgusted from the cheesey showy interaction.

Joe Thill wrote on Courtney Disch's wall:
"I had so much fun with you today, darling. You looked soooo cute."

Courtney Disch wrote on Joe Thill's wall:
"Awh, well aren't you the sweetest <3 You looked cuter though.. I love you baby times a bajillion."

THE ENTIRE FACEBOOK COMMUNITY:

"Seriously, go away with your annoying Facebook pda."

Facebook PDA by YourWorstNightmarex3 October 17, 2011

Facebook rack quest 

Where you look for pictures of people with massive breasts on facebook

Hmm I'm feeling rather aroused. Time for a facebook rack quest!

Facebook rack quest by Rcgmundeep April 17, 2009

facebook pregame 

To friend people you really don't know on facebook out of the sheer excitement of being in the same group as they are, in hopes of actually meeting later. A common example is in college acceptance groups.

All these nerds from Carnegie Mellon keep facebook pregaming me! I've had 25 requests since I joined yesterday.

Who are you?!? I want no part in your facebook pregame scheme...don't friend me until AFTER we've met!

facebook pregame by Joseph W April 7, 2008

facebook friendly 

adj. - the act of befriending someone on facebook, developing an online relationship despite the distance between them (usually a continent) and keeping the conversation flirty but not dirty;

Chad and I totally hit it off on facebook but he lives in England and i'm in the states for another year so we totally have to keep it facebook friendly.

facebook friendly by foxiemoxie April 16, 2008

facebook hate 

hating someone sole based on the content of their facebook page. or excessive overbearing amounts of unnecessary and trivial updates

I hate that bitch Teri and i do't even know her i only know her via her facebook I FACEBOOK HATE her.

facebook hate by dirtydirty507 March 26, 2009

facebook phone

Things on Facebook like chat and videos never seem to work, or just periodically break. A facebook phone is a phone that just randomly stops working for no reason.

Person 1:ok this fucking phone just randomly deleted all of my like 20 contacts!!!!!! and all my text messages ohhhhhmyyyFUCK this is super gay

Person 2: sounds like you have a facebook phone

facebook phone by Alurker September 24, 2009

Facebook Buddha 

Your Facebook friend that makes daily posts with motivational quotes or sayings made popular by east Asian or Indian philosophers.

Chick: {{waking up for the day}} Man, what a crappy day ahead... wonder what that Facebook Buddha Mark McGrath will have to say today?

also

Friend to other friend - "I get so sick of Sandra Bullock's daily Facebook Buddha quotes... if I see another Ghandi quote on there, I'm unfriending her."

Facebook Buddha by ellare April 7, 2010