red face dad

A dad who has a really red face and a beer gut. They are mostly found smoking a cigarette or drinking a beer on the coach watching cartoons in the box house

My red face dad is always on the coach !

by red face dad March 6, 2017

Dad Bod December

Find yourself a man with a Dad Bod this December for the holiday season! Give a man with a Dad Bod a chance!

Its Dad Bod December, i dont want a skinny bitch hes all skin and bones!

by DadBodDevo November 5, 2021

Bald Dad Syndrome

the clinical name for the effects of having a bald dad on a child the usual symptoms of Bald Dad Syndrome are erratic outbursts of retarded behavior as well as having red hair

person one : hey Eamon you trying to watch a show together
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy

by not44limes September 6, 2021

ur dad lesbean

ur dad has a crush on me

omg ur dad lesbean >:)

by liana <3 September 26, 2021

Hairy Dad Game

Games in which a retired hairy army vet would play. Such as XCom, Mordhau, Arma, Ect.

Arma 3 is such a hairy dad game.

by Copium115 July 23, 2021

My Dad What???

The act of a girl that only has half of a normally functioning brain asking to include your dad in the upcoming sexuall events.

Darren: "Dude we could use the motorhome!"
Chase: "Yeah bro."
Lacy: "Your dad could help too."
Chase: "My dad what???"
Chase and Darren: "hahahahahahahaha"
Lacy:"..."

by Chasen420 August 13, 2011

annoying little dad

What a nerdbang aficionado calls a very smart and funny person

Wow you're so smart and funny! You're such an annoying little dad and you're very cool too!

by Annoying Little Dad February 5, 2023