me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.
Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.
me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!
Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.
Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.
me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!
Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.
by angie O edema July 4, 2018
Get the Dad's Stupid Concubinemug. Find yourself a man with a Dad Bod this December for the holiday season! Give a man with a Dad Bod a chance!
by DadBodDevo November 5, 2021
Get the Dad Bod Decembermug. The most incredible, amazing, and awesomest person on the entire planet. He has the coolest beard and hats and he is the most incredible person to ever exist and I love him so so so so so so much!!!!
My dad James is the best dad ever! He bought me a game I’ve always wanted for $30 on my ps4 because he loves me more than anything. 💖
by James’ daughter July 25, 2022
Get the My dad Jamesmug. A little league dad is the male equivalent to a soccer mom;
white
middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.
white
middle-upper middle class
office drone
kids have names like hannah, tyler, becky, and zachary
kids usually enrolled in 1 or more extra-curricular activity (mainly little league baseball)
Usually a decently nice person, but when they're in the stands when their kid is at the bat, they are BLOODTHIRSTY.
Person 1: "I was walking by a baseball game, and when some kid got a home run, this dude fucking LOST IT."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."
Person 2: "Definitely a little league dad."
by Phazerrr July 7, 2022
Get the Little League Dadmug. by Captain4gamer May 10, 2018
Get the Dad de nutmug. A popular phrase in Austin with suspect Canadian origins. Often involves a young blonde man flinging traditionally prepared German schnitzel off of his penis into the mouth of a more senior partner kneeling 10-12 feet away. At the moment of ejaculation the boy is compelled to scream “Good morning Dad!” and the resulting meat scraps and semen are then cleaned up and consumed by both parties, family style. A morning activity, often performed on cobblestone streets in close proximity to work colleagues.
by aglioolio July 4, 2016
Get the Skype my dadmug. kid- hey dad it’s dad appreciation day! thank you for every sacrifice you’ve done for me
dad- thank you son/daughter i love you
dad- thank you son/daughter i love you
by iluvu1 March 25, 2022
Get the dad appreciation daymug.