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i'm drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business
- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice
by vikkkkk September 6, 2020
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Martin (drink)

Bourbon N OJ
“What’ll it be Sir?”

You know what, Uhhhh let me get a Martin (drink) “

-WBVM TCB
by WBVM007 November 24, 2022
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The Drink

Intro: Trunks
People always ask me why they call me "The Drink"
Well, here's what happened
Basically, I came back from the future
And Frieza was waiting for me
And this nigga said:

Verse 1: Frieza & Vegeta
You think you the drink, bitch?
You're not even the cup (Grrra)
This nigga got a middle part (Grrra)
With a low taper and and—
This nigga's the drink
This nigga's liquidity
He can't be a solid
Verse 2: Trunks & Frieza
Niggas call me the drink
They call him the what?
When I was a kid
Niggas called me the juice box
But now I'm the drink
They call him the what?
A beverage of sorts?
Vegеta's the cup
Because hе is my father

Verse 3: Vegeta
My son is the drink
I am the cup
I don't give a fuck
They call me the cup
When my son was a kid
Niggas looked at his liquidity and at his rizz
Don't tell me that shit isn't skibidi
We in the club poppin bottles like 50
No cent, it's 50 thou
Why all these bitch niggas running they mouth?
Like—

Verse 4: Frieza
They call him the what? (Freezy Pop okay)
(Okay monkey)
They call him the what?
Niggas call me the parfait
Cuz I'm sweet in the cut
Can you suck on my what?
Can I call you the slut?
Bald niggas I have a taste for
You just have to look at my past
Some bomb toppy I crave for
Although you wouldn't last
I miss you
by Akuu629 October 20, 2024
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Drinking Slow

A pussy way of drinking alcoholic beverages. Put cup to lips, sip, then put cup down and walk away.

This method is to be used by Catholics, pussies, and little bitches who only drink for fun.

Also for responsible people.
I’m having a party later, but I think I’m just going to be drinking slow tonight.
by Lb6188 May 3, 2018
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a guy that drinks glue

Literally no one:

You: bitch I’m a guy that drinks glue
by I don’t drink glue September 18, 2019
mugGet the a guy that drinks gluemug.

drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023
mugGet the drink yourself sidewaysmug.

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