the daily

Apple and Rupert Murdoch's botched attempt at trying to make you pay for news. While filled with cool iPad effects, the novelty wears off quickly when you realize the articles are crap.

I read The Daily once, it was crap. Nothing of substance that I couldn't get for free elsewhere, and without spending $500.

by forever__alone February 22, 2011

fudge daisy

gas escaping at pace enough to cause eruption of sound from the back passage

ive eaten a whole pack of balloons and im gonna pop out a rubber fudge daisy

by Quintus farhardt February 10, 2012

Bomb Dagity

To be at a high level of skill in a class.

You were very bomb dagity in class today.

by carrerclass October 26, 2012

The Daily Oat

Commonly referred as TDO, it is a highly underappreciated and undertrafficked brony news site. If one were to join their Skype newsroom, it has been said that Enlightenment is guaranteed. Those who ever associate with said newsroom members have exhibited signs of extreme ecstasy, either foaming at the mouth with a large boner, or simply ejaculating on the spot.

The origins of the site and news team has been tracked to Ponychan's /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.

Nicholas Cage: So, I was on the set of National Treasure 21: The Eagle's Asshole of Gold, when I came across this site. . . .

Morgan Freeman: Oh? And what, pray tell, was that site?

Nicholas Cage: It is not exactly known to the world, but—

2 Chainz: Yo dawgs, what's up?

Morgan Freeman: Mr. 2 Chainz, my friend! Please, have a seat. Nick here was just telling me about this site.

2 Chainz: Do it have kick ass beats on it?

Nicholas Cage: No, but I have never been more happy in my life. The name of the site is The Daily Oat, and it does brony news. But here is where things get interesting . . .

<Conversation Redacted Due To Unimaginable Amounts Of Semen>

by JustAnotherTimeLord September 2, 2013

warm dairy

When milk sits out for a little too long and is a little too similar to semen to make you comfortable to drink it

Yo nig, want some warm dairy?
Nah bruh, looks like yah semen.

by warmdairy September 21, 2014

Non-dairy creamer

The act of jizzing into a milky drink that you are preparing for a friend or partner, and then watching them drink it.

Dude 1: Is it me or does my latte taste of the ocean?
Dude 2: Are you sure you didn't ask for non-dairy creamer?
Dude 1: Fuck, better get tested.

by LivingThrowaway July 19, 2015

Tinder Daisy

Judgmental girl who only sees people for their worth in money. Female equivalent to "Fuck Boy."

He was a really sweet guy, worked for a non profit but she didn't care, she was in it for the $$, she was such a Tinder Daisy.

by kamz2424 February 3, 2016