Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 01, 2019

Chips and salsa

Ari

Ari is chips and salsa

by Domthebomb124 June 12, 2022

A whole bag of chip

When you think that man is a whole snack but more.

Dang Chris Brown is that and a whole bag of chips

by bmatic2 March 02, 2020

Cackling Chips

weird ass chips that cackle

"When you and Cali were wrestling it sounded like cackling chips"
Me
2023 October 8 7:25 PM

"Look at those cackling chips"

by JRSJessa October 09, 2023

Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 22, 2018

chips, man

Urgh! Women! They be messing with you.

Blokes 1: "My girlfriend and I just broke up."\
Blokes 2: "Chips, man"

by falate September 03, 2014