go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive) way, depending on the situation, of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet . Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma July 31, 2016

Slugs in the cave

When some one needs to go to the toilet for a number two.

"I have slugs in the cave" "I need to go to the toilet. I Have slugs in the cave"

by DJ JA May 23, 2017

The Ball Cave

A sex position. When your balls deep in yo dogs ass and it’s hole widens so much you can crawl inside and fuck your own sister, so that’s what you do.

Carl: yo what’s your favourite position?
Me: the ball cave

by Sickmotherfucker February 19, 2018

Carter's Cave

A place that tends to boggle the mind and leaves people scarred upon seeing it.

He was fine at first, but after seeing Carter's Cave he was never the same.

by Salanzarx November 18, 2018

rave in my bear cave

The act of inserting LSD into your anal cavity and having a blast.

"Dude last night was crazy, i had the best rave in my bear cave!"
"Bro, in your bear cave or your girls bear cave? Any rave in a bear cave is the best!"

by CultureUnrevealed February 7, 2019

Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.

Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!

by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019

pink wizard’s cave

A cave where the wizard of female anatomy lives.

It’s wet and sticky in the pink wizard’s cave

by Hunter duckett February 20, 2019