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they don't exist
by brolishish May 13, 2019
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Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/

Lapsex that takes place in Canada, most commonly or ice or in a hockey arena.

It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.

Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.

It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!
Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ is a great past time!
by blw_ May 14, 2019
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Canadian flag

When your Canadian boss loves a certain sales rep so much, even the mention of their name makes him pop a boner as red as the maple leaf on the Canadian flag
That rep must have called, the boss's Canadian flag is at full mast waving in the wind
by mong005e June 18, 2019
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Mostly Canadian black bear

A black bear that is mostly found in Canada... that's just it.
WOW! Look at that big mostly Canadian black bear, I wonder if it has any maple syrup.
by kkksupreme June 18, 2019
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Canadian slushy

When two or more people pass a mixture of bodily waste (such as vomit or feces) back and forth orally until the mixture is as smooth as a slushy. In the end, it is swallowed by any who are willing
“Damn Alicia. I can’t believe you had a Canadian Slushy with your boyfriend and his brother”
by Damian The Wolf March 23, 2019
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Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.
Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
by highlandblade April 5, 2019
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Canadian toothbrush

Girl brushes her teeth with your dick and then flosses with your pubic hair‘s
I got cubes stuck in my teeth after I gave him a Canadian toothbrush
by Javon quirky April 9, 2019
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