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The Internet Law of California

A common social media principle that states the following:

On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.

These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.

Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:

- California being a liberal/blue state

- California being infested with homeless

- Californian is a communist state

Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*

connor_rowe84: California is a shithole

This is an example of the Internet Law of California
by cumvid June 19, 2021
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California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it
I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom
by Big White Man July 3, 2021
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A California Crunchberry

When you get a blow job from a girl who has cold sores on her mouth. Other version: "Frosted California Crunchberries" - when you glaze the cold sores with ejaculate after the blowjob.
"Oh I didn't care she was having an outbreak, she gave me A California Crunchberry"
by razorbladeandrazorbottom July 8, 2021
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California

earthquakes
wildfires
sunburns
celebrities in Calabasas and Hollywood and other places
rarely rains
mammoth is pretty cool it’s got woollys bathtub
yosemite with half dome mountains
beaches are always windy and cold
very polluted
stereotypes probably aren’t true
hollywood isn’t as glamorous as you think it’s dirty and you won’t get to see inside a sound stage
Hey California’s decent
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california rude

Loud and obnoxious, leaking with narcissism. Typically unintentionally rude but not purposely. Simply ignorant.
-That’s so cool! I’m gonna make this conversation about myself now.
-Oh shit I’m sorry I interrupted you, all the pot I’ve been smoking will make me forget what I was gonna say so I interrupted you in an extremely obnoxious manner.
-dang man I can tell you’re from California cause you’re so obnoxious

“Dang man I’m so sorry I guess I’m being soooo California rude”
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