by ayoheyo October 17, 2019
Get the pee pee cream mug.Example 1-
Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*
Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever
Guy: so, does the carpet match the drapes?
Girl: no?
Guy: nice, like Neapolitan ice cream *points and winks*
Example 2-
Guy 1 : I banged this redhead last night but her bush was brown, I call that shit neapolitan ice cream.
Guy 2: damn bro, that's clever
by EvilGelatine03 October 27, 2022
Get the Neapolitan ice cream mug.by Jdc22 January 26, 2017
Get the texas cream pie mug.When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.
by Shnikkes May 3, 2022
Get the Boston cream pie mug.A Cadbury cream egg is when you sh*t on someone's body, then ejaculate in the sh*t and make the one you sh*ted on eat it.
Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
by G.J.R July 7, 2016
Get the Cadbury cream egg mug.Take a funnel. Shove it in someones ass. Pour a gallon of milk in. Remove the funnel. And eat it. -starfishsan
by Starfishsan November 14, 2016
Get the Wisconsin cookies and cream mug.An extremely pale Caucasian with skin so pale you might scream. The sour cream tanned individual reflects light from the sun making them dangerous to be around. It is rumored they are saving the earth from global warming due their ability to reflect sunlight away from earth. Their ghastly, pallid skin will send chills down the spine of the most courageous individuals.
by Mo' Greenman September 28, 2014
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