cock and glock

The "cock and glock" is an iconic sex move where after having sex with your girlfriend (cocking her), you just fucking shoot her in the head with a glock.

Not to be performed. Ever.

"What happened to Stacy?"
"Oh, I cock and glocked her.
"Oh."

by petri_ June 14, 2020

Cock Hangover

The headache, feeling of lethargy and slightly blurred vision occuring after an all-night sex romp with a horny, sex-starved man.

I'm having a terrible time focusing on work today. My boyfriend was out of town for a week and just got back last night...now I have the worst cock hangover!

by prettykitty1 October 30, 2010

cock trample

a man with an erect penis sitting with his legs out and boner on the ground allows a women wearing large high heels to repeatedly stomp on his erect penis

Caleb: "you my dick is so bruised from last night"
Emilee: " did i cock trample you too hard?"

by jaryd2long4u July 16, 2011

cock monkey

One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.

Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;

by teh pwn jAs0n August 26, 2005

cock paste

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, root juice, seed, semen, sperm, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough cock paste in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my cock paste.

by Monkey Boy February 19, 2004

cock washer

the mouth of a man or a woman

Will you shut your cock washer and let me talk!

by sawzallkustoms November 19, 2005

cock fag

A word which means a gay person, who has penis on his mind at all times.

Also Used very well in the film Team America: World Police by chris...'Surprise Cock Fags'

hey cockfag, stop bein a cockfag and look at some normal porn

Surprise CockFags

by Dode Webster February 4, 2005