pokernow.club

An absolutely savage piece of software that has been designed with one purpose in mind: to fuck your ass.

Whoever programmed this platform has no regard for human life, the scriptures or basic probability theory.

If you flop a fully, you’ve gotta assume someone on the table has got quads, or a straight flush.

AA will inevitably get done by 94 off-suit. A flopped set will lose on the river to runner runner flush. AQ will lose every time to anything.

If you use this software, prepare to have your ass done in.

Bruh, my whole family just got AIDS and died!!

Man that’s just pokernow.club

by Lihp July 28, 2021

diner's club

An outdated credit card.

The 95-year-old tried to pay for his denture paste with a diner's club.

by Armitando August 7, 2007

At Sea Level Club

Similar to the mile high club in all ways except that this club is joined while on a cruise ship.

Wow the cruise was amazing; my girlfriend and I finally joined the at sea level club. This time we truly did move like the motion of the ocean!

by ynE October 9, 2008

dirty boys club

A group of males who indulge in all sorts of filth in a closed disguised environment

John : hey u coming too the dirty boys club tonight

Mark: yes now be quite or papa spank

by The dirty boys club August 21, 2017

bridge club

A term synonymous for the lifestyle aka swinging most commonly used to deter inquisitive teenagers from prying into their parents adult pursuits.

Kids we're headed off to Bridge Club again, oh and we'll be late coming home so don't wait up.

by Natasha Fatale March 31, 2009

Supper Club

The overrding purpose of Supper Club is the consumption of meat and alcohol by like-minded individuals in a suitably comfortable environment.

The Supper Club takes a very dim view of chronic tardiness, delay, retardation (or otherwise backward behaviour) and above all, a Supper Club member not keeping his word.

The South West Supper Club is the finest Supper Club that ever lived. Fact. It is fucking awesome!!!!

Holy shit - this is the best fucking steak I have ever had the pleasure of putting between my lips. Without the Supper Club I would never have had such an experience.

I have erected something more lasting than bronze. It's called the Supper Club.

by CPaw November 20, 2013

Arsenal Football Club

The biggest football team in London and the third largest football team in England.

sponge is gay, he is terrified of Arsenal Football Club

by thessparked August 30, 2020