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Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree
Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.
by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020
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Christmas

Your parents are santa for all you kids who still believe they eat the cookies and milk and get fat
Fat is Fat is when you do things fater when your on your period on Christmas
by Mya way May 11, 2018
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Christmas Crapper

When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.
"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."

"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."

"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025
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White Christmas

The art of having extremely kinky sex in a hotel in the month of December and when you have finished you leave without cleaning up your "mess".
Guy: Hey baby wanna have a white Christmas
Girl: You know I do

Guy: How bout that hotel right around the corner
Girl: Sure, shall I bring our box full of toys?
Guy: Yup
by IHOP Eating Cow Zombie March 30, 2016
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Christmas

A time of year where annoying brats get all the cool shit and you get socks
I got socks for christmas, atleast I can give my tissue box a break now
by 7InchDictionary December 17, 2021
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Christmas knot

A Christmas Knot is when two men tie their penises together and ejaculate at the same time on two women while saying “take this you ho ho hoes!!!”
“Hey Onii-chan I want a Christmas Knot!!!!”
by Maxamagican September 9, 2020
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Christmas af

The feeling of absolute love for Christmas

Christmas x-mas
Person 1: Yo! I like that reindeer sweater
Person 2: Thanks mane you know your boy Christmas af!
by EnchiladaDude March 9, 2016
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