When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
by duckmasterj May 10, 2021
by O- Boats January 11, 2004
A young person with an unexplainable fear of motorboating. Usually stems from childhood boating accidents involving topless women.
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Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.
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Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.
Dude, she's totally asking for it, just look at her top. Stop being such a boat buzzer and stick your face in there.
by EarlLynch October 22, 2014
Three-way consisting of, in sequence, one member in and out and wiping/rubbing Period blood all over her abdominal area up to chest then into her mouth as the next member penetrates and does the same
by money shot, rusty trombone February 15, 2024
by Big Dan's Air Boat Tours January 21, 2011
When a man get involved and or married rather quickly to a girl from overseas. Particularly a girl from Thailand of the Philippines.
Man I haven’t seen Mike in a while, Last I heard was he met a lil Boat Honey and got married and brought her back to the states.
by Just Sarcasm August 19, 2020
When you shit in the tank of a toilet and listen as someone gags and screams at the sight of the toilet filling up with shit and clogging. otherwise known as the brown boat
by DJxDEFALT May 15, 2015