Shoot the Biscuit

A game that involves a group of guys in a circle jerk around a biscuit. The last one to jizz onto the Biscuit is the loser and has to eat the biscuit.

Guy #1: I fucking hate Alberta cowboys.
Guy #2: Why
Guy #1: Those fucking faggots always play shoot the biscuit!

by Old_Spice February 16, 2014

Whisker Biscuit

Any Welsh bloke that has a thing for Jammy Dodgers and Doctor Who. A Whisker Biscuit will be your saving grace in a time of moldy biscuits or any such analogy.

"You're my Whisker Biscuit and you'll always be my Whisker Biscuit."

by The Devil's ex January 26, 2018

two piece and a biscuit

When you hit someone with the left and then the right and then punch them in the stomach.

Monoxide: "First you need to go back der and probably hit the bitch up with a two piece and a biscuit to her eye".

by Juggalo Jibakurei August 30, 2006

arse biscuit

Can be used instead of something like numpty

"He's such an arse biscuit"

by M December 9, 2004

Air Biscuit

When an individual farts in another individuals face. Usually accompanied by another, holding the victim down.Usually done while one is sleeping.

Last night you got Air Biscuited like 5000 times!

by THomas Joy January 7, 2007

feel like a biscuit

To realize that you are wrong, stupid, or otherwise moronic. Often used in a rhetorical question.

1. Dang, now don't you feel like a biscuit?
2. See, 'feel like a biscuit' is a phrase. Now I bet you feel like a biscuit, Julia.

by Plusmonster September 1, 2008

Its Not My Biscuit

Not your thing, your liking

Hey hav you heard that new song...
Yeah its cool but its not my biscuit...

by Seanness October 1, 2006