He is a fucking idiot and he loves to fuck others. He gave his virginity to a 90-year-old when he was 14. He had his first kiss at the age of 10.
Andrew... Fucking hell!!
by FireBlastGaming March 14, 2022
Get the Andrew mug.Andrews girls are beautiful and smart young ladies but dem wicked yf. If yuh girl guh Andrews just know seh she a use har brain pan yuh and yah get bun. Other than giving bun Andrews girls are phenomenal and are high archivers. Additionally the Jc boys are very obsessed with these girls. St. Andrews High School is a school filled with bun givers.
JC ute:Omg that girl is so beautiful she must got St. Andrews High school!
Another Jc Ute: Don't mek har looks fool yuh she's known for being a commonaz.
Another Jc Ute: Don't mek har looks fool yuh she's known for being a commonaz.
by abadmindgirl January 14, 2023
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Get the LAURYN&ANDREW mug.One of the funniest alpha males you could ever meet. If you ever meet one of these exotic individuals, you will immediately feel the overwhelming male dominance wash over you. The power of the whitest name in existence will throw you off, and you may feel hopelessness or despair due to the jealousy felt toward Andrew. The majority of them are naturally gifted at baseball and basketball, and will usually break your ankles on and off the court.
"Is that Andrew Clarke? I just wanna suck his cock until his balls are empty so I can feel the wrath of the one and only Clarkenator"
"Guys look, it's Andrew! We should jump him and steal his black air forces."
"Guys look, it's Andrew! We should jump him and steal his black air forces."
by 100mph Fastball November 1, 2021
Get the Andrew Clarke mug.Andrew’s are usually mild mannered average people that tend to fit into the grey area between extroverts and introverts. However they’re fucking awesome to hang out with, one minute they’re telling side splitting jokes and the next they’re roasting everyone with their sharp wit and talking about how many women they’ve porked. They usually have a few close friends that are more important to them than their own family. They are usually the chef of their friend group because they love food and they’ll be making the tastiest fucking sandwiches that ever grace the earth.
they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.
On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.
they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.
On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.
Andrew: man I need to break it off with my girlfriend, she’s fucking crazy.
Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.
Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.
Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!
Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.
Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.
Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!
Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
by CrotchRocket34 November 23, 2021
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“ oh that’s scottish Andrew “
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by Thatgirlal March 15, 2018
Get the scottish andrew mug.he hangs out with the football kids but is still really nice. looks amazing with his glasses on that he rarely pulls out and his friend's sunglasses. Andrew J also plays soccer and baseball and a referee said he was amazing at them. hes a shy cross-eyed kid and defs 1 of the smartest in enriched classes. if he works up the courage to talk to u, u will never forget it.
by Acrid~Alegna May 26, 2019
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