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Alex Gruich

a bitch ass nigga that thinks he can fuck all the hoes and his sister but he can’t because he has foreskin. this nigga is the corniest in the game following all of his peers and what they do because he has a little dick.
hey you know alex gruich?
yeah that nigga gay as fuck
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Brenden Alex

Brenden Alex is a beautiful person who doesn’t know his worth, but is always searching for someone to appreciate and reach his full potential.
You: How’s Brenden Alex today?

Random person: He’s just being the love of my life as usual

You: Makes sense he is such an amazing guy, never lose him! He’s a keeper.
by Blackberrypearpie June 11, 2019
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alex xing

ALEX XING IS A COOL KID WHO DRINKS BUBBLE TEA WHO IS MY BESTY
EMILE: WOAH! WHO IS THAT?
NED: OH THATS ALEX XING HE IS A COOL KID!
by science wizard August 17, 2019
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Alex Betancourt

The biggest hottest man you will ever meet. He fucks everyones girlfriends and gets some pregnant. He doesn't pay child support and he owns an abortion clinic. He owns a house in Upstate New York which for some strange reason everyone is obsessed with and are willing to suck his dick to go up there for a weekend.
Bro, Alex Betancourt just fucked my girlfriend and got her pregnant.
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019
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alex boomsma

Dickhead, also known as alex. Many people mix the two up. Dumb as fuck and thinks he's hot shit when really he fucks around and acts like a monkey, i mean is one.
person 1: "hey are alex boomsma and sadie still together?"
person 2: no he's a real dickhead
by hoebitch420 January 6, 2018
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alex godbold

by Meme694206969 October 7, 2017
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jordan and alex

Two people who are meant for eachother, both like memes and are sexually attracted to eachother (probably) both are lowkey retarded
Val: can jordan and alex like date already?
by Kink is pink June 19, 2017
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