Book High

When you sit down at noon to read and the next thing you know, it's 6:30 pm

Man, that was a long Book High

by Hepatizon Electrum Sulfide January 6, 2015

Book of Ed

A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.

"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."

by Brakin7 August 26, 2009

Same book, but different chapters

A term used to describe when someone is further ahead than another in a given situation, while still implying the other person will reach that point in the situation eventually.

1: "I love you."
2: "We're on the same book, but different chapters."

by uneaziness April 23, 2023

Booked

To Kill Someone

They really booked my boy Pablo.

by BabyIanConnor March 7, 2022

Book

Just a dead tree you look at and hallucinate.

Me: Hey, have you read any good books lately? You: Whats a book? Me: How are we still friends.

by XxMochi March 4, 2023

Booked

Means to be pissed

I'm sick of this nigga talking shit bruh, I'm booked asf

by Xanarchy May 12, 2018

Fresh Aquatic Book

FAB!

"Fresh Aquatic Book l"

by Wizodin May 31, 2019