Micah Johnson

stinky goon

"oh wow johnny, micah johnson sure does smell like a dumpster"

by fortnitesteevethumbinbutt August 15, 2021

Paul Johnson

A guy that you meet and think the world of. Later find out he thinks he all that and all woman want him. He is loving, romantic with a big package but has a big head about it.

Hey I was with a Paul Johnson last night and he rocked my world.

by Shortyskull October 21, 2025

Sig Johnson

The scariest person you will ever meet. This man is equivalent to a sewer rat.

Wow, I saw Sig Johnson eating raw steak last night, what’s wrong with him?

by You ugly as fuck May 4, 2018

Swap Johnson

An exclamation, usually of success or great success, similar to SWAP DADDY which happens in a moment of action, but more referring to multiple successes, or successive actions happening in a row to a point where the rate of success is just so ridiculously on fire it can't be stopped and everything in a situation is going very well. Possibly named after NBA SG. Joe Johnson or NFL WR. Calvin Johnson. SWAP JOHNSONNNN!!!

guy 1: bro pass me the cheese fries
guy 2: passes cheese fries through outstretched arms of sister to guy 1, across couch and tv watching area, without spilling a single cheese fry
guy 1: AYY SWAPP JOHNSONNN MA NIGGA!!!
guy2: SWAP JOHNSON!

by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016

Johnson

Another word for penis

Boi he be havin biiiiiiggggg Johnson!

by Gmaurer July 10, 2019

Bloomskie Johnsons

Diarrhea induced by eating foods an individual knows will give him/her diarrhea.

I ate some cheese and now I have the Bloomskie Johnsons

by Doosh_Nozzle June 12, 2022

Juicy Johnson

When "eating box" ( giving a woman head ) it is most times a very good technique to spell out letters with your tongue... famously so when In the act of munching box spelling out Juicy Johnson yields some of the best results...

"Henrey gave here the juicy Johnson last night... all I could hear was screaming"

by Artoiz February 6, 2022