by mwmidi March 16, 2021
Get the jizzmug. When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.
Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after
Boy: lol. Jizz theory
Boy: lol. Jizz theory
by Vivi6969lolol June 11, 2024
Get the Jizz theorymug. Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?
You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.
Big fat load of cum, then.
I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.
Big fat load of cum, then.
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?
You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.
Big fat load of cum, then.
I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.
Big fat load of cum, then.
{Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?
You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.
Big fat load of cum, then.
I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.}
Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?
You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.
Big fat load of cum, then.
I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.}
by TammyCraps October 18, 2025
Get the Jizzmug. by Jizzproducer69 May 13, 2023
Get the Jizzmug. 1. Dude I'm so tired, we were in A&E till 3.30 last night after I jizz-bagged this girl.
2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.
2. Less lip from you or I'll jizz-bag you later.
by The jizzbagger March 14, 2010
Get the Jizz-bagmug. You guys wanna have a jizz jam session later? I've been saving loads in a jar (some would call it a jizz jam jar).
by deanofjizz April 27, 2022
Get the Jizz Jammug. 