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Jacob Griffin

Also known as a soyboy, someone who is overly obsessed with history. This could be in the form of objectophilia for flags, posting memes about current events, and the insertion of history memes into everyday life.
Teacher: Quit being a Jacob Griffin and stop jerking off to those flags.
by slim2222 June 4, 2018
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Jacob is a piece of trash and a sore loser. Never play him in a game he will cheat and be a bitch. Also he got a thing for Alexis.
by thetrue g June 4, 2018
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Fat as with pube hairs on his neck, totally steals shit, and is fuckin rich, flexes on everyone, and is a total dushbag to a certain person.
Dude Jacob totally swooped in and stole my girl now hes gunna smash her while he slaps her with his gucci belt.
by mcnibbins June 4, 2018
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A tall, slim, mALE with an annoying as hell voice who walks around looking like freaking slenderman. He's shit at fortnite and always comes 56th. However, he usually uses other peoples victory screenshots and puts them on snapchat to act as if he's amazing at fortnite. In reality, he's not. Jacob is just an annoying thot who prefers to play on minecraft servers and roleplay with his 8 year old pixel friends
Jacob: neeydyshegfrgweuqdsyf

Random kiddo: shut up, you're actually so annoying
by Sir Cunty McCuntface June 6, 2018
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Jacob has the best nips
by fortnite incredible June 9, 2018
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This person may not be girlfriend material, but is always available to give a shoulder to cry on. Jacob is a very loud and energetic person and may sometimes annoy you, but when you need him to be there he sure will try.
Girl: That Jacob sure is a piece of work!
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.
by Squidward666 June 9, 2018
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He watches hentai and loves icarly he had sex with his grandpa
Ugh that guys watching hentai hes so JAcob
by Jacobs the bomb June 10, 2018
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