Fruit-snacks

Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.

I forgot to bring a granola bar today, so I had to use my fruit-snacks.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 9, 2021

fruit straw

it literally has no god damn meaning jodie

eden: fruit straw
jodie: haha another phrase that is of course meaningless

by the fruit straw boy September 21, 2019

fruit loop

used to describe someone or insult someone weird/odd/stupid/slow etc.

"your a fucking fruit loop"

"she's a real fruit loop"

by diddly dingbat October 21, 2015

Fruit Muffin

Feminine male

He's a real fruit muffin.

by MB6440 July 12, 2017

Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual

Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?

by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013

ojun fruit

also spelt as Ojen ; the original name given to a fictitious fruit used in the TV series 'Stargate - SG.1'. It looked like a custard apple and was described to have tasted like a cross between a guava and mango, thus becoming a guango.

Wow this Ojun fruit is really delicious!

by UrayaSin November 29, 2014

Fruit The Loop

When a spunks all over a girl's all and creates a white ring of death (similar to the xbox red ring of death) that must then be cleaned, licked off or removed by a Henry hoover.

This can result in: Rashes, Divorce, Aids etc, any STD really. Depends who last shoved the vacuum up their private parts.

Bruce: Hey man i totally fruited my girls loop last night
Simp: Yo man, not cool, she deserves respect! Not a cheap Fruit The Loop
Bruce: But that shit was lit yo, never felt like such a Bob Ross with my splooge

by buttern1ps January 14, 2020