RULE #1

Boys are dumb. Used to indicate the gap in emotional intuition between men and women.

I agree that he should have known better than to ask your best friend to the prom instead of you, but don't forget Rule #1.

by ACD September 19, 2006

1-800-WHAAAAA

An imaginary phone number you tell someone to call if they can't stop whining about stupid crap.

You're blubbering because your goldfish died? Call 1-800-WHAAAAA!

by kwitcherbitchin' January 14, 2009

1 week project

when you go out for someone for one week and they were a bitch

Dan: Hey wheres your girlfriend?
Bob: That 1 week project whore? she was a bitch so i dropped her.

by ace4848 May 17, 2008

1 ppf rule

violation of the 1 ppf rule is when there is more than one penis involved in the fantasy

dude that gang bang was a violation of the 1 ppf rule

by artanax August 9, 2012

Weak 1 Team

a “Weak 1 Team” is a fantasy football team that has only won 1 game throughout 8 weeks when the fantasy football draft was held during the first NFL week thus compensating the owner with a win in week one, but then going on to lose 7 straight games.

Damn Lito, your “Weak 1 Team” sucks.

by Authentication Unit November 4, 2020

Type 1 Diabetes

The one where your pancreas HATES you !

Having it is a full time job that never really gets taught, it's one you learn on the go, every day has new obstacles. There's no 30 minute breaks or vacations & it comes with a lot of responsibility. You can't quit because it's literally life and death

Well, I have type 1 diabetes and i hate it ! Just want a normal life

by DiabeticDisaster January 28, 2021

3 = 2 + 1

A numerical relationship or statement most kindergarteners and younger elementary school students would reject as being an equation, because in their minds the “answer” or the “sum” must always be on the right side of an equation.

When grades 1–3 students don’t consider numerical liaisons like 3 = 2 + 1 and 1 = 3 – 2 as valid equations or mathematical sentences, their responses reveal a fair bit about their thinking processes.

by Fasters May 8, 2022