RULE #1

Boys are dumb. Used to indicate the gap in emotional intuition between men and women.

I agree that he should have known better than to ask your best friend to the prom instead of you, but don't forget Rule #1.

by ACD September 19, 2006

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1-800-WHAAAAA

An imaginary phone number you tell someone to call if they can't stop whining about stupid crap.

You're blubbering because your goldfish died? Call 1-800-WHAAAAA!

by kwitcherbitchin' January 14, 2009

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1 week project

when you go out for someone for one week and they were a bitch

Dan: Hey wheres your girlfriend?
Bob: That 1 week project whore? she was a bitch so i dropped her.

by ace4848 May 17, 2008

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a “Weak 1 Team” is a fantasy football team that has only won 1 game throughout 8 weeks when the fantasy football draft was held during the first NFL week thus compensating the owner with a win in week one, but then going on to lose 7 straight games.

Damn Lito, your “Weak 1 Team” sucks.

by Authentication Unit November 4, 2020

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Rank 1 Mentality

The Rank 1 Mentality is the belief that if you aren't the best at something now, you will be later. People with the Rank 1 Mentality are often extremely confident and prideful. They are motivated to grind every day until they are able to enjoy their spot at the top.

Without the Rank 1 Mentality you won't have the resolve needed to make it to the top.

by Talos_x October 7, 2021

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Boyfriend Code #1

As the boyfriend of the relationship, you’re girlfriend is always the cutest, no matter the situation. In an argument you are granted by royal bro decree to veto any attempt she makes and calling you the cutest.

“Yeah man, my girlfriend is the cutest.”

“Sorry babe, according to Boyfriend Code #1, it’s decreed that you are the cutest one in this relationship, twenty-four seven, three-hundred and sixty-five days a year.”

by VikingLad September 30, 2021

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