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Counterfeit Man

A 'Counterfeit Man' is a man who's talk seems to be real, that he going to do what he said he is going to do or that he is the person that he be telling you he is but if you look real close into the details of him, it's not real - it's all a counterfeit.
I met a man on the weekend, he told me he owned his own business and he was going to call me on Monday, turns out he is a counterfeit man.
by PalomaOntheIsland November 5, 2019
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man council

When a group of men call a meeting to discussing their manliness.
Man council member: I just got laid

Man council DJ plays "Now you're a man a manly manly man"
by KingArnold November 21, 2013
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Singing man

He's not gay, he's a singing man
by Kai2005 September 1, 2023
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The Tennis Man

The tennis man is a guy that has no duck but is replaced with a tennis racket, he roams the Oneida high school tennis courts at 12:00 pm, we will most likely try to take your anal virginity(he mostly fails)
“Bro I had a run in with The Tennis Man, he almost got me”
“Hey that happened to me last Tuesday
by The_Imaginner May 21, 2022
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I am the man

"I am the man, everybody knows my name (NOW!) I got it all, cash, money and fame."
by Gaming Fan Rio April 18, 2020
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old manned

A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!
by MikkBretly March 11, 2011
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Man Juice

A fluid that comes from a mans fuckin penis.

For littles they call it Daddy's milk
Taehyung: jimin can Ah! Ah! Can I have some of your milk daddy. (Man Juice(

Jimin: Sure baby boy get ready its gonna come from my dick any second...
by YOONMINSTANNNNN~~ December 21, 2018
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