national dick sucking day iii

The third occasion of National Dick Sucking Day, occurring on October 12th every year.

Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.

Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!

by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019

You bet your dick and balls

A phrase said when something is sure to happen. A guarantee.

Example 1
Don: You going to the ice cream social tonight?
Craig: You bet your dick and balls I am!

Example 2
Craig: Are you trading that Carlton Fisk baseball card?
Don: You bet your dick and balls I am!

by fartmaster69 October 31, 2011

Sell out dicks

Two friends who sell out a good person for sluts who hate them ... weak individuals with no fucking back bones ... that use people then get owned by whores

Al and James are so weak , they fuck with bitches who treat them like the losers they are, they’re both sell out dicks ...

by Rick the tiger July 28, 2019

West Coast Dick LIckin

Hoes from the west I.E.>> CALIFORNA. When womam from the west give oral plesure.

Man i got some west coast dick licking from that hoe last night

by JAKeyPiAmP March 21, 2003

lil wayne sucks dick

I dont fucking know what this means, I just searched something fucked up on this.

Hi how you doin

lil wayne sucks dick, this is something you say when you dont like his music.

by NyströmskasDefinitioner December 21, 2017

big dick energy/bde

fran

woah,, fran’s got hella big dick energy/bde !

by frandaman July 18, 2018

Big Dick Energy Sticker

The sticker on the back window of usually a blue collar boy's truck that says: BIG DICK ENERGY

- He usually doesn't have a big dick

ME: *sees the truck*
ME TO MY FRIEND: "He's got to have the smallest dicker ever, that Big Dick Energy Sticker is so wrong i swear."
MY FRIEND: "Yep, I do agree."
ALSO ME: *looks through tinted windows to see if he's hot

by the_can_chaser102 May 31, 2022