garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!

Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.

by Jackaction December 31, 2016

Shit Shudders

A reflexive visceral tremble after an exceptionally expressive bowel movement.

"That squatty potty causes me to get the shit shudders."
"After my morning coffee, I shit, and I get the shit shudders."

by Dan Dare 1975 January 1, 2017

get shit on

used as a taunt by tobias fate after he kills the enmy

Get shit on

by MachDog January 2, 2017

Skittle Shits

When you poop out like 1000 little turds in one push.

Jeeese that tako bell really gave me Skittle Shits

by Deodorant Jack January 12, 2017

Shit-tacular

Something so bad it's awe inspiring

Travis' decision making skills are Shit-tacular at best

by Fuvkmesoftlywithachainsaw January 12, 2017

Shit brick

An incomprehensible asshole of epic proportions. Not an enemy just a complete twat at times!

Hey you know Ian, he was a complete shit brick this morning... he really pissed on my chips

by Geoffers January 19, 2017

drown in shit

to drink oneself to death.

a life of downing that hard stuff will make you drown in shit, man. liver death.

by the demiurge January 19, 2017