someone who breaks up with the perfect person because of long distance and then gets another girlfriend 3 seconds later
by yonaisawhore August 29, 2022
Get the Man-Whoremug. 
To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
by Lord hamster molester the 5th July 5, 2022
Get the Lonely Man's Bukakemug. When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007
Get the The man in the iron maskmug. A kidnapper, commonly associated with a white van with a milk dud logo. He draws you in with his charisma and milk duds.
by Lulu46648 December 18, 2021
Get the Milk dud delivery manmug. 
by OMN30 December 29, 2017
Get the man'smug.