Blind Man's Shave

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.

Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"

by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010

mitt man

“a hustler who uses religion and prophecy to con his victims, usually the victims are women”

Don’t take that dude serious, he’s just another mitt man

by BallHoggerOfDeath December 7, 2024

Spiders-man

He's a bunch of spiders! It's hilarious! BEST version of spiderman

Hym "Spiders-Man is the best! He's bunch of sentient spiders! He's a man, comprised of spiders! But it's still just him.... And not me Hym but HIM him."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Bush-man disease

This is what happens when you know someone that is trying to find out if your home for all the wrong reasons. You camo up and hide out in the bushes waiting for them to come over so you can introduce them to Me. Gauce

Billy Bob kept calling me to see if I was home, after his fith call I developed bush-man disease.

by Dirty Dick Dale October 16, 2018

Jamaican Man

Very tough guy with a philosophical mind.

Man #1 I need a philosophical motto for my army.

Man #2 Go ask that Jamaican man over there.

by Gym Lion January 24, 2022

reggie spider man

when your having sexual intercourse with a man or women and pull out and cum in your hand and throw it at there face

bro i just gave jenny a reggie spider man

by iballlick June 14, 2020

Super downie man

He is the one and only super downie man69

Someone who is very slow in the head like Oscar

He is a super downie man

I know he is lol imagine

by Batmon393939 November 8, 2020