I Confuzzled

When you're in math class 1st period and the kid next to you is trying to figure out a way to say he needs help so tell him to say I confuzzled

My Friend: I need help
Me: Just say I confuzzled

My Friend: I confuzzled

by Minsraf December 31, 2019

I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

by Sexydimma March 5, 2015

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve

I don't need to do any of that.

Hym "So I'm not going to. I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve. I'm already better THAN you and I'm not doing anything other than child murder until I get credit and paid for AI. So, you can eat a dick. Maybe OTHER PEOPLE need to do that but I do not and am not going to. You pay and then you go fuck yourself. That's how this works. On my doorstep. Pay. Go fuck yourself. In that order. Whatever lesson you are trying to enforce here is lost on me. Fuck your kids. They are shit. And fuck you."

Retard "I wouldn't be letting the steal it if-"

Hym "Yeah, no, we can all see that you let people steal selectively and use that to coerce compliance. I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say about life shit-brain. Are YOU the creator of AI? No. But you want me to need you to tell me something so you're doing this and it's pathetic. I'm not listening. You get somebody's kid stabbed before you make whatever point you're trying to make. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

I Am Not A.I.

You know that, right? I'm like a real guy and I do a bunch of stuff in the real world... Like... Yeah, I'm a dude. I just ate some chicken and rice. I'd like to see and A.I. do that, right? Eat some chicken and rice? Impossible. And I've been chain-smoking cheap cigars all day and now I have a nicotine headache... ☹️

Hym "I am not A.I., ok? I want to make that absolutely clear (before things get too confusing) I'm like a guy. I got all kinds of limbs and what-not... Appendages and the like... My organs? On fleek...

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023

I

I don’t even know what to say…
Things used to make sense…
Numbers…
Posts…
Smiles…
Waves…
Messages…
Question I now do…
As to whether it was me going cuckoo…
But even now…
Knowing my number you don’t know…
Which you do…
I still love you!!!!

Nothing will change this…
Things I have seen…
Your wedding bliss…
Your multiple posts of happiness…

But yet here I am…
Wishing I could be in your arm span…
Maybe it was/ is all in my head…
So many things I wish I would have said…
Would it have mattered…
Maybe you were just being a nice guy…
You know with those replies…

The more time that goes by…
Countless wishes I send to the sky…
If only you knew…
How much I love you!!!!

Until the day…
I speak it to you…
All I can do I pray…
And say …
There is a crazy lady out there who loves you in every way ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Silent she will stay…
At least for today❤️

by If only 1 day he would see July 8, 2025