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Two man

When two girls go on a date with two guys/ when two girls are dating two guys.
“Omg Gavin and Nate are so cute!!”
I know right!”

“two man?”
by iknowyouseethissss March 5, 2024
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man

something you stick ur pp in
"ooh im horny, hey look its a man! *sticks pp in mans buthole* im not horny anymore"
by cr34mp13 October 3, 2021
mugGet the manmug.

Skat man

A Skat man is the appropriate name for someone that speaks at a milliom miles an hour. When these people speak at subsonic speeds, only harsh sounds are audible, such as "K" and "S", thus the name "Skat man". A side effect of being a Skat man is the tendency to not sit still, as their minds are always spinning with new ideas and thoughts that need to be acted upon, atleast before another thought comes to the forefront of their mind.

However, a Skat man can be usefull at points, such as audibly incapacitating a foe in order to escape, or to make someone agree to something without all the details.

Be careful around Skat men. With their quick thinking and even quicker mouth, you will often walk away with a random object and recite in hand thats shows a price that "is higher than you would've gone for normally, but it was worth it". This terrifying ability often makes then exceptional Auctioneers.
Victim 1 - "Oh shit, it's Simon"
Victim 2 - "Quick run! Last time I came away with a second-hand washing mashine"
Simon - "Oh hey guys. So basically yesterday I went.....(Speed incomprehensable) and SOLD to the man in the back"
Victim 2 - "What just happened?"
Victim 1 - "Well I'm £120 down, but I got a rocking chair, three scarfs and a used tooth brush"
Victim 2 - "That's a Skat man if I've ever seen one"
by RetroLizard January 25, 2022
mugGet the Skat manmug.

crime man

by Crimeman September 25, 2021
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Damn man, This shit slaps!

Explanation 1: When you're referring to a very nice song/music.
Explanation 2: You just got slapped by a c h i l d.
1: Damn man, This shit slaps!

2: Agreed my guy, I also am lovin' it.
by nonexistentturtle December 7, 2021
mugGet the Damn man, This shit slaps!mug.

white man down

It means a white mans head is going down to suck another mans pecker. But sometimes used by when saying good bye.
I was hanging out at Conner and willies the other night, and let me tel you what, WHITE MAN DOWN! I got some that night.

Man 1: Alright man I better go home

Man 2: alright. White Man Down!

Man 1: White man down!
by Wide legged trucker October 13, 2019
mugGet the white man downmug.

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