very scratchy. and ratchet. stares at you intensely. needs someone to hold his hand. has a big butt. and a crooked smile. nevertheless we love them. More often than not an artist.
by tealover13 April 11, 2023
There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!
by Hockeyjunky32 June 22, 2017
Dude Jeff went to town on the clam chowder at lunch and had a full food-man-choo. . I didn't tell him
by Guydudebroguy October 16, 2017
"Have you ever heard of the bird man, Ronnie Wood?"
"Who hasn't!?"
Ronnie Wood comes in the room
"kaw kaw"
"Who hasn't!?"
Ronnie Wood comes in the room
"kaw kaw"
by RodTargent October 16, 2018
An elusive variation of the sasquatch with slightly more human features that, when threatened, bends down and evacuates his bowels into his hands than furiously claps with the excrement still in hands.
"did you see that, it was the elusive moonkeey man. he seems to be coming over here.... wait, does he have sh*t in his hands! Wait whats he doing? ...... AAAaAAAAAaAaaaaAAAaAAAaAaA."
by [man}P[M] December 20, 2024
Your so goofy Monkey Man
by _Doppio is a qt_ August 17, 2022
Another man who a woman fools around with even though she is in a committed relationship with a good man.
by QueenMaedh January 29, 2021