quit staring at my dick!

The ultimate insecure male exclamation.

Jeff got mad at some guy at a party and yelled over the music "Quit staring at my dick!" and then left the room.

by Mr.I April 22, 2008

Dick your tits

To go do something social. Also to go do stuff with your girlfriends. (dick with your tits).

"Hey, lets go dick our tits"
"wanna go dick your tits?"
"I wanna go dick with my tits!"

by Sprute December 3, 2006

National grab dick day

A day wher it is completely fine to grab a mans dick

Qui qui grabbed the most dick on National grab dick day

by Pull-up nibbbaa boy May 25, 2018

grab dick and ass month

Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!

*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me”
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”

by lucascdf October 2, 2019

salt dicks and pepper pubes

a penis formed on a table made from salt and using the pepper as pubes and left for a worker at a fast food restraunt to clean up.

Damn rsthoth, look at those salt dicks and pepper pubes.
Hey rsthoth, id hate to be the nigga to clean up those salt dicks and peppers pubes.

by g geiger August 8, 2006

a rainbow shot out of my dick

“A rainbow shot out of my dick” is ASAP Rocky’s description of using hallucinogenic drugs that kicked in while he was having sex.

“No lie, a rainbow shot out of my dick. It had a sound with it like a piano. I have no idea why there was a rainbow coming out of my penis.”

ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

My dick fell off

Is a meme that is used in joke

For example if someone says my dick fell off it mean most likely and hopefully a joke

by Yea I’ll frick a creeper October 26, 2019