"My boys came over and crashed the car in the woods, then stumbled upon a case of money."
"Oh, shit business bro!"
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by Psychonomy x December 26, 2016
Get the shit business mug.Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.
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Usual response, that doesn't exist!
Exactly. I'm all out.
Usual response, that doesn't exist!
Exactly. I'm all out.
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"After my morning coffee, I shit, and I get the shit shudders."
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