Dick measuring contest

Something you try to win if you're the kind of guy that thinks a female would rather have sex with you than cut your dick off. Whether you have 2 or 4 inches of hard dick, or 8 to 10 inches of flaccid dick, if it's laying out in a cornfield in the moonlight, what's the difference? The blood is black either way, and it's no longer attached to the rest of you.

If you ask females, having sex with a female, having sex with nobody, and cutting a guy's dick off would be before having sex with a guy on a list of things to do that day. Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt flipped a coin, heads he keeps his dick, tails his dick goes in the cornfield, and she didn't tell him which way the coin flip went until he woke up the next morning. That would be a way to suprise a guy that put more importance in coming first in the dick measuring contest than anything else in life.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

big dick energy

Bad Bunny.

That’s it. That’s the definition.

Bad Bunny IS big dick energy.

by artistoftheyear December 18, 2018

quit staring at my dick!

The ultimate insecure male exclamation.

Jeff got mad at some guy at a party and yelled over the music "Quit staring at my dick!" and then left the room.

by Mr.I April 22, 2008

Dick your tits

To go do something social. Also to go do stuff with your girlfriends. (dick with your tits).

"Hey, lets go dick our tits"
"wanna go dick your tits?"
"I wanna go dick with my tits!"

by Sprute December 3, 2006

grab dick and ass month

Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!

*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me”
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”

by lucascdf October 2, 2019

National grab dick day

A day wher it is completely fine to grab a mans dick

Qui qui grabbed the most dick on National grab dick day

by Pull-up nibbbaa boy May 25, 2018

salt dicks and pepper pubes

a penis formed on a table made from salt and using the pepper as pubes and left for a worker at a fast food restraunt to clean up.

Damn rsthoth, look at those salt dicks and pepper pubes.
Hey rsthoth, id hate to be the nigga to clean up those salt dicks and peppers pubes.

by g geiger August 8, 2006