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appling up the apple man

Appling the Apple Man (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ ði ˈap-əl man/

The rare, almost ceremonial act of giving dap to the Apple Man when his apple aura is at its absolute peak. A gesture of respect, acknowledging both the man and the mystical fragrance he carries.

Cultural Significance: Appling the Apple Man is considered a hood blessing. Those who perform the appling may find themselves temporarily enveloped in the apple scent, gaining +2 charisma and +1 wisdom for the rest of the day.

Unwritten Rule: The Apple Man must never ask where the scent comes from — only the streets may confirm his power.
"I was posted by the corner store when the Apple Man slid through smellin' like straight orchard... had to step up and start appling up the Apple Man, you already know."
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
mugGet the appling up the apple manmug.

albatross man

I couldn't get laid last night because my albatross man said I have aids.
by Space aids March 24, 2022
mugGet the albatross manmug.

Man Design

Any functional design that is meant for a woman but obviously designed by a man and thereby rendered useless.
Man Design can most readily be found in public restrooms, where the toilet paper dispenser is so low as to not be reachable from a sitting position.

Man Design can also be seen in a public restroom stall that is easier to get into than it is to get out of.

There is nowhere to put a bag or coat when washing ones hands in a public restroom.
by keshazel April 12, 2012
mugGet the Man Designmug.
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>The Thinking Man <Pose>Statue<Pose> Is African-Caucasian-Hispanic Tyrannies Through Sincerity<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Mans not oofed

Generally speaking when someone says mans not oofed they are implying that they are not oofed like roblox
by Selvester the cat May 5, 2018
mugGet the Mans not oofedmug.

Waste mans

That guys a waste mans, he dont do shit.
by Pokémon_Master January 31, 2021
mugGet the Waste mansmug.

Two man

When two girls go on a date with two guys/ when two girls are dating two guys.
“Omg Gavin and Nate are so cute!!”
I know right!”

“two man?”
by iknowyouseethissss March 5, 2024
mugGet the Two manmug.

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