You

That perfect, amazing, talented, smart, and beautiful person.

"What person?" "The person reading this<3" "You"

by Just your underaverage human June 2, 2022

Do you like the yankees?

Secret way of asking a man if he’s gay.

Excuse me, do you like the yankees?

by Urbandickxion January 25, 2022

If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN

There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.

by AntiOof December 1, 2021

Do you need that

When someone offends you and you can ask them the phrase as if they need that feeling of offending you.

Summer: you look fat.

Y/n : do you need that?

by Dououneedthat June 1, 2025

You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.

"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."

by Palumboss June 3, 2019

Thank You For Being a Friend

Two or more people stop in the middle of a walkway to converse.

Joe: Why were you late to class today?
John: I was trying to walk through the hall, but had Thank You For Being a Friend in front of me!

by Mr. Fazbear May 24, 2025

would you like some manure?

To ask a person if they want the dirty shit they deserve.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MANURE?

by fctrgyhuxdg April 22, 2025