Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

Upside down turnip

When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling

Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

plumb tip turkey neck

a penis

she sucked my plumb tip turkey neck

by Cheeky-Bastard November 17, 2016

Greece and Turkey

Where you can get Diet Coke from if you're in Bulgaria.

(Diet Coke was sold and manufactured in Bulgaria from 2000 to 2013. It was then replaced by Coke Zero.)

Greece = Diet Coke
Turkey = Diet Coke
Greece and Turkey = Diet Coke!!!

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 December 11, 2016

james brown turnaround

The act of taking a shit, then having to get up, turn around, and vomit in the toilet. Most often happens so fast, you aren't able to flush in between.

After eating lunch at Taco Bell, i was up 1/2 the night doing the James Brown turnaround.

by jwoww243 January 9, 2017

Slurp n' turp

When someone does something surprising, genius and slightly funny they have made a slurp n' turp action.

If you are know for doing these things often, you become a slurp n' turp.

"Wow he just build a bridge to safe a cat from across the river, that's so slurp n' turp!

by Emmachamp February 1, 2017