egged my nog

When a woman excretes her period blood on to a males ejaculation

Dude last night Sabrina totally egged my nog

by Bulletfire December 25, 2020

staying in my bag

It means to stay getting getting money

Person 1: bro where you been. Person 2: nothing much I just staying in my bag

by Adecider July 18, 2023

on my nuts

When a guy's hitting on me. (another guy)

I thought Caleb invited me over to study, but instead he got all up on my nuts right away.

I thought Jake was straight, but he was definitely on my nuts so I guess not.

by Luke is on your nuts May 10, 2022

Rocks in my pudding

A term refering to rough anal sex with a tall fat man.

Man, Adam dropped some serious rocks in my pudding last night

by Kevin James 3rd June 28, 2022

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

It's used when you say something important but that not many people consider or even think about.

thomas sharpe from crimson peak is one of tom hiddleston’s best characters please appreciate him and thanks for coming to my ted talk

by Linient May 31, 2018

my cat

me: ok im at home

my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car

me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me

me" gets run over while running down the hall

me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my cat is gonna run me over

by KaydaCant February 13, 2022

My uwus flew!

A phrase for when something is cute or wholesome, similar to the positive definition of 'That hit me in my feels.' Intended to show that something is so cute or wholesome that it's had a stronger effect on you than simply going 'aww, cute' and moving on.

Variations include 'My uwus have flown', 'My uwus, they flew!', and other phrases like that-as long as the uwus are gone, the meaning remains.

Bunny: Look at these sting ray pups! They're smiling!
Alice: My uwus flew!

by It_Goes_Snicker_Snack December 5, 2020