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Apple Man (noun)
/ˈap-əl man/

A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.

Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.

Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom

Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.
"Everybody know the Apple Man — bro been smellin' like a fresh Granny Smith since '09."
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
mugGet the apple manmug.

Sbois Man

Nicest Man ever. Also super tall.
The Sbois Man is super cool.
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Bread Man

The idiot of the day. The dumbest human to ever be in existence.
David is being the bread man today, he thought his socks go on his hands.
by Wizard of trees May 8, 2018
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Dishwasher Repair Man

Pussy doctor. Grandpas boy. The guy who tries to help others out although his peers lack hindsight and want to scapegoat him. Also known as Gonacolagyst.
The dishwasher repair man found out some pussys cant be fixed. Pussys as in grown men who play child games. Aka Cj or batman
by ButchNochance January 23, 2022
mugGet the Dishwasher Repair Manmug.

ooooooooowowwww man

somthing you say whenthe enderdragon catches you wanking catches you wanking
im wanking oooooooooooowowwww man
by yeet69yeet69yeet69 August 26, 2019
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She Man

About 3 years after He Man won the battle of Castle Greyskull “(a fluke imo), Lord Skeletor had a plan to use his magic to reverse things except most things about himself. This spell made He Man into a gender-bended version of himself with notable a female voice, smaller shoulders, and lipstick. Everyone in Greyskull called him “She Man”. After he/she was shunned, She Man became evil and everyone praised Lord Skeletor because he was the hero. She Man was jealous of the newly named Lord of all Things Skeletor and everything in life was happily ever after.
She Man is a horribly disguised woman. You can tell by that bad shape of makeup.
by Beavis Is Awesome July 2, 2022
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Made man

Batts was a made man and Tommy wasn't
by Obese anorexic August 24, 2023
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