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I might jazmin

by imightjazmin April 9, 2023
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If I had my little way

If I had my little way I would drink alcohol every day. That way I can think.

You know what maybe I just need to get laid. Maybe that will change things around, Need to call up a girl
by WorseThanHitler November 11, 2020
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I like the Zebra Zebra

the song a zebra in that one Armenian ice-cream ad from 2007, which is basically a remix of "I Like To Move It Move It"

Full lyrics of this masterpiece:

I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!
*a zebra stands at the ice-cream truck*

Ice-cream Vendor: what would you like here?
Zebra: I would like...uhmmm...I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!
Ice-cream Vendor: so, vanilla ice-cream
Zebra: yes
by kzkekzrxj August 3, 2024
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[Insert politician I dont like here]

A massive deuchebag. Nobody likes them.
1: Insert politician I dont like here is a fucking retard.
2: Agreed.
by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020
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i turned a blind eye

I turned a blind eye to a lot things, I turned a blind eye of it
by CR29911 July 7, 2017
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