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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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girlfriends man

a guy who always has a girlfriend; relies on women for happiness, usually because of mommy issues.
“my ex got a girl right after we broke up.”
“girl- he’s a girlfriends man”

“you always have a girlfriend. You’re a girlfriends man”
by bonnie_yan December 27, 2022
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a rich, handsome, disgustingly wealthy man who makes no money due to his garbage luck in this universe.
matt: yo mehico man/mehicko man/mehycko man
a: that shit was ass n*gga
by slimey dude April 8, 2022
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Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife
by Icevest September 4, 2024
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Black mamba man

A absolute hero making bangers such as jefree and the corona virus ( very sexy man)
Black mamba man is so wonderful a truly great musician
by Jefree lover 6969 March 10, 2020
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Omni-Man

One of THE most bad ass superheroes ever, he beats homelander 1000 times, because homelander is ASS
"Homelander has never fought someone his own strength, Omni-Man will whoop his ass"
by Omniingit May 12, 2025
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