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I woke up today

1. An adjective describing something of insurmountable greatness/perfection.

2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.
This song is so I woke up today, dude!

Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!
by grootunknown January 2, 2025
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I lost my boob

Something said by an uncultured illetrate overgrown piglet like Nikolai
by fucknikolai November 11, 2021
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I HAD SEX WITH NATHANS MOMS

guy 1: i just had sex with nathans moms
guy 2: no way, you too???
i had sex with Nathans moms
by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024
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i love my poops!!!

*yogi walks in*
Sophia: i love my poops!!!
by unfixingclamp98 October 15, 2022
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i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"
person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter
by cosmnik July 1, 2021
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