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Your mom

Your mom is who I am fucking every night so watch out because u will have a child in nine months
by James 12345678910111213141516 September 15, 2023
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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your mom

YOUR MOM
by YOURMOMLOVERPATTER September 4, 2022
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your mom

by Yodogbitchlol July 2, 2019
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Doing your mom

When a gamer doesn't have a comeback, they'll say they are doing it with your mom when they are not.
"Bro you're trash at this game"
"STFU, I'm doing your mom right now"
by SkinEater February 25, 2022
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your mom

your mom is a term people use as a last resort come-back. it is extremely fatal and can cause death but funny on children so people use it as a first resort.
person 1: found out my little brother has brain cancer
person 2: your mom
person 1:*abrogates from earth*
by roadtoad June 8, 2021
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