Window Shopping

When you keep looking at something that you want, but don't have the money for.

I can't stop window shopping for a car!

by Endermaster August 2, 2016

Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.

"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"

by Geradinkus May 15, 2017

window shutter

A condom used for protection during sex. Related to the definition of window shopping, a slang phrase for having sex.

I heard you guys had sex last night... did you use a window shutter?

Yes, while we were window shopping the window shutter broke open.

by candycakes23 April 13, 2009

Window shopping

The act of looking at a red 335i and hyping up a group then not buying it. Could also add in a 5th gen Camaro SS. Window shoppers also usually consider in taking all of their downpayment and flex it on their instagram story but cant pay their bets on top of that

You see that kid he's been window shopping for the longest got a whole gc excited on his new “car”

by n54 drew May 20, 2022

Windows Shopping

When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.

*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.

by Fattem January 18, 2023

Window Sitter

The awkward kids that only sit in the window at lunch in high school. They often have no friends except for a fellow window sitter or two.

That Steven kid is a total window sitter. He has no friends at all I stg.

by thatawkwardhighschoolkid August 15, 2019

Windows 8

A piece of shit OS released in 2012. At least it had better UEFI support than Windows 7.

I used Windows 8 before, I hated it. 8.1 kinda made it better.

by PhoneGuyYT June 20, 2025