four foot tall and toothless

1. to be four feet tall and have no teeth

2. to look like ass

Robert-I have a GIRLFRIEND

Zach-dude shes four foot tall and toothless

Robert (puts his pointer finger and thumb on his nose and looks side to side)

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 8, 2009

Walkin' on the Tooth

The art of utilizing a bluetooth headset in a recruiting role so that one may walk around the office setting.

Elizabeth: Where is Andy?
Michelle: I'm not sure. I think he's walkin' on the tooth in that room over there with the door shut and the lights off.

by ChopperMedFi November 18, 2009

south african toothbrush

| saʊθ ˈæfrɪkən ˈtu θbrʌʃ |

Discovered by the first Englishman to set foot in south africa originally an ancient tribal dance which now has been transformed into a unique way to drink sambuca black or white in true post-apartheid south african tradition. The steps are as follows:-

(1) Take a knee
(2) Place shot in mouth( as tempting as it is dont swallow yet or you miss the best part)
(3)Swish the sambuca around in your mouth like mouth wash
(4) Gargle
(5) now the most important part swallow and breathe in really deep
(6) stand up with a smile. Nelson would be proud of you.

Mate ive know you for 2 years and you still dont realise i dont like sambuca why do you insist on buying these south african toothbrush shots!!

by Jopps December 8, 2013

Santa Barbara Warm Tooth

The cruel act that involves placing a small piece of fresh feces and placing in on the front tooth of a comrade.

Victim:"Dude this coffee tastes like s***"
Friend: "Oh man check yourself in the mirror, someone must have given you the Santa Barbara warm tooth"

by lawbyjake April 10, 2015

albino butter tooth

A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.

"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".

by The oracle of maple syrup July 26, 2017

To force by the tooth

To lead another along a path until they become so resistant such that they question your motives, at which point you take 'em by the reins and kick 'em in the side, and then, if they are still resistant, you take 'em out back and shoot 'em in the head such that god only knows what in the hell it takes to persuade them of the most motherfucking obvious truth ever.

To force by the tooth: Lucy just will not admit to anyone or anything that she has lost the game of Uno she was playing. If only we could force her by the tooth. I don't think even God knows how to do that with her, she's just that stubborn. She plays to win, after all. Well, there can be only one winner, in the game of Uno.

by mjc18c December 27, 2017

the forth tooth

how to tell the difference between the alligator and crocodile.

the forth tooth is how you tell the difference between the alligator and crocodile. not the fifth not the third but the forth

by lookatmybreifs February 7, 2018