touch

the most sus yet innocent word ever

person 1: *brushes against person 2*
person 2: hey, dont touch me
the whole class: what da hell

by lesbiankitkat44 June 4, 2025

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018

touch grass

something fortnite kids need to do

Fortnite kids need to get their ass off of their PC and go touch grass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 14, 2023

don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.

was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something

by an extremely depressed bandu March 26, 2025

Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

Touch My Head again, I dare You

Touch My Head again, I dare You

Touch My Head again, I dare You

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Touch bag

Do Coke

Every time I’m in the strip club I go touch bag in the bathroom

by Fratguy7 August 7, 2025