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troll the internet

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.
Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.
by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004
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troll

dog whistle used by "anarcho" capitalists to identify non-ancaps who have a deep understanding of their ideology and argumentation tricks, whose valid criticisms of the ideology cannot be dismissed with the talking points and gotchas that are effective on the less experienced.
"I hate that troll wilfra, none of my fallacious arguments work on him and he knows more about anarcho-capitalism than I do."
by twoambien June 27, 2016
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troll patrol

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.
is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!
by NonFish October 17, 2008
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payroll troll

A paid employee whose job is to patrol the Internet and search for comments and post that negatively portray the employee.
Coco is a payroll troll for Charnelhouse and her job is to flag consumer reviews that suggest Charnelhouse products are crap.
by Actsolotl February 5, 2010
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Booth Troll

Description of the guy who has to mop out the "private booths" at a pay-to-view strip club after male patrons have finished enjoying the show. Also known as a Jizz Mopper, though while a Jizz Mopper may also be employed on a porn set, a booth troll's job never leaves the booth.
Larry's a booth troll? No shit - karmic justice for being such an idiot douche, I guess.
by GratQq January 15, 2011
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Motor Trolling

An off shoot of motor boating, but with differences. It's when a man takes another man's penis, holding it like a motor boat throttle, and rubs his face and lips across the reciviving man's testies and sack.
The kindly mustachioed gentleman introduced his good friend Tom to the joys of Motor Trolling while giving him copious amounts of oral pleasure. Tom was pleased.
by Zeud O. Nam May 25, 2011
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pig-troll

An ugly girl trying to get your job
- PICTURE THIS SCENE: JAM PACKED BAR IN OZ!It is when you are trying to get a job in a bar in Australia and the only way to get it is by dancing on the bar ! BUT the other girl who eventually gets the job instead of you is skinny and an excellent dancer and dances with a chair on the bar but is UGLY, However all your friends are at the bar watching and screaming to the girl while you both dance on the bar for the job. They are screaming MOO PIG-TROLL GET OFF THE BAR.
by Sally Callow/Lee Neumann January 31, 2008
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